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The Setup
$22.00
>>> The "preparatory" phase before the day begins (often 5 AM). Foundational, consistent baseline for predictable performance.
- Origin
- Latin America blend
- Roast level
- Medium — House blend
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Damage Control
$22.00
>>> Rough morning or stressful project? High-intensity "re-calibration" — strong, dark, built for recovery.
- Origin
- Robusta-forward blend
- Roast level
- Dark — High-caffeine
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Ask Your Mother
$24.00
>>> Difficult questions, shifting answers. The complex, nuanced Standard — floral, bright, never boring.
- Origin
- Rotating African single-origin
- Roast level
- Light — High-acid
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Check the Diaper
$23.00
>>> Unexpected, funky, natural. The Standard Funk — fruity, wild, full of personality.
- Origin
- Ethiopia or Sumatra (rotating)
- Roast level
- Medium — Natural process
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Standard Override No. 1: "False Alarm"
$21.00
>>> Baby woke you up, then went right back to sleep. A decaffeinated operational adjustment — full calm, zero buzz.
- Origin
- Seasonal decaf lot
- Roast level
- Swiss Water Decaf
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Standard Override No. 2: "Sleep Training"
$21.00
>>> Energy now, sleep tonight. Half-caf operational balance for parents who still need to function after bedtime.
- Origin
- Half Colombia / Half decaf
- Roast level
- Half-caf blend
