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Standard Procedure No. 1: "Kids Sleepover"
$5.95
>>> You didn't sleep and need to get through it. Highest-caffeine concentrate to calibrate the day — survival mode.
- Protein (g)
- 1
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Standard Procedure No. 2: "We Got a Runner"
$6.50
>>> Chasing a toddler or knocking out errands. High-protein kinetic fuel — balanced meal in a can.
- Protein (g)
- 15
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Standard Procedure No. 3: "Ear Muffs"
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>>> Non-compliant moments — or when you need to tune it out. Smooth, low-interference brew. Minimal bitterness. Patience.
- Protein (g)
- 2
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Standard Procedure No. 4: "Mute Button"
$5.95
>>> The rare quiet. Light, nuanced single-origin, lower caffeine — peace in a can.
- Protein (g)
- 1
